Threatening Signs That Aren't Playing Around

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mattstaff
Jan 31, 2020 9:00 PM EST

These scary signs are not messing around at all when it comes to handling their jobs in a serious matter. It'd take some kind of careless lunatic to consider ignoring the warnings in these. 

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    Text - NO CLIMBING ALLIGATORS LOVE KIDS em BUT THEY'RE HARD TO es. DIGEST SO PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB ON THE e use BARRIERS OR WALLS
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    Signage - BEWARE OF FALLING DEER: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees.
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    Nature reserve - NO TRESPASSING WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES
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    Nature reserve - Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.
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    Red - Please do not enter the dangerous area beyond this gate! You quite possibly will get hurt, then you will sue, then a protracted court battle will ensue exhausting your financial resources and you will lose because this sign that warned you will be "Exhibit 1".
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    Text - THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED 24/7 BY SECURITY CAMERAS &. 20 OR MORE WOLVES
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    Font - UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ENERGY DRINK AND TAUGHT TO SWEAR
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    Sign - THIS RIDE ONLY STOPS IN AN EMERGENCY. CRYING IS NOT AN EMERGENCY
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    Banner - 0-310 AČAUTÍON 0-210 NO PEDESTRIANS
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    Nature reserve - If we die, we're taking you with us.
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    Signage - SUBURBANE PARKING FOR GOUP SNACK GARAGE GUESTS ONLY VIOLATORS WILL DIE... EVENTUALLY
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    Signage - AWARNING A TO AVOID INJURY DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB
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    Text - ATTENTION TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED FREQUENT TRESPASSERS WILL BE SENT AWAY ON MISSION.
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    Nature reserve - ATTENTION! become lost or If you confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don't panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.
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    Signage - WARNING FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER ED THE BIRD Code SEC 486 M.P. Thank You! PIER 39 San Francises PLEASE DON
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    Chain-link fencing - ZOO RULES THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES/SNAKES WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM
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    Material property - DANGER DO NOT TOUCH Not only will this kill you, It will hurt the whole time you are dying.
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